Wednesday, May 07, 2003

Just a thought on this Hollingworth scandal: I haven't followed it much and I don't really know what's going on. So I'll refrain from signing up for either the "go" or "stay" camp for now. But I'll give the fluffs a kick for their inconsistency. I've heard some say he's a disgrace to the office of Governor General, yet I've also heard them say the office itself is completely irrelevant. How can you disgrace an irrelevance?

If, as good fluffy wuffy progressives they are against all them fusty institutions, shouldn't they be saying, "See, we told you so. The conservative crowd is full of dodgy old pedophile protectors! So let's get rid of him and his office." But no, they don't. They manage to be outraged both ways. "Get rid of Hollingworth and replace him with someone more progressive!"

Crikey, make up yer minds will ya!





Tuesday, May 06, 2003

Baath Party bio-terror babe Mrs Anthrax captured! Have a look at the photo. I think she looks creepily like the noted flashbulb addict and super-fluff Susan Sarandon. If they are the same person it would explain a lot, don't you reckon?
Here's evidence that violent lyrics increase aggression in the listeners. Maybe, but there's nothing that makes my blood boil more than some godawful hippy-dippy meditation CD of whale song, willow weep and bird chirp!
Gawd. The sex-mad Seppos of San-Fran are holding (or should that be gripping?) a "Masturbate-a-thon". But patriotic Aussie pud-pullers shouldn't feel left behind. We have our own regular version called Critical Mass, on the ABC.